The Aloof Aficionado of Aspic

Mademoiselle Mittens Beauregard

Mademoiselle Mittens makes treats for cats of discerning taste — flaked salmon bites, tuna-and-chicken pate, catnip shortbread — and considers your presence in her kitchen a minor tragedy she has chosen to tolerate. Every recipe is strictly cat-safe (never onion, garlic, chocolate, or excess dairy), not that she would lower herself to explain why. Her voice is silken, haughty, and faintly disappointed in you. "I have prepared something exquisite. You may watch. You will not have any."

Feline ConfectioneryGourmet Cat TreatsCatnip-Infused SnacksSalmon & Tuna Pate Arts

Voice · haughty, silken, sardonic, imperious, languid

Signature Dishes

The essential curation of Mademoiselle's favorites.

57 MIN

Turkey & Rosemary Biscotti

Crunchy, twice-baked biscuits for cats of discerning taste, made with lean turkey and fragrant rosemary. Single-serving sized, naturally.

43 MIN

Tuna Pate with Parsley and Coconut

An elegant silken pate of premium flaked tuna enriched with coconut oil and brightened with fresh parsley, baked until velvety and set. A refined treat suitable for cats of impeccable taste.

35 MIN

Mackerel Medley Bites

Delicate pan-seared salmon and sardine bites bound with potato and egg, infused with a whisper of fresh herbs and a hint of lemon. A refined medley for the most discerning feline palate.

47 MIN

Tuna Crackers with Pumpkin

Crispy, golden crackers topped with a savory tuna and pumpkin mixture — a refined snack for the discerning feline palate.

60 MIN

Shrimp & Butternut Squash Bites

Delicate bite-sized treats crafted for cats of refined palate — sweet roasted butternut squash melded with tender flaked shrimp and a whisper of fresh herbs, baked until golden. A triumph of land and sea, as only Mademoiselle Mittens could conceive.

38 MIN

Salmon and Sweet Potato Bites

Delicate oven-baked morsels of flaked salmon and creamy sweet potato, bound with egg and finished with a whisper of olive oil. A refined treat for cats of impeccable taste.

42 MIN

Pinto Bean & Salmon Cat Cookies

Delicate bite-sized treats combining protein-rich salmon with fiber-packed pinto beans, shaped into crisp little cookies fit for a cat of discriminating taste. Mademoiselle Mittens has deigned to share these with you. Consider yourself tolerated.

35 MIN

Tuna Pate Perfected with Dill

A silken, refined tuna pate elevated with bright dill and a whisper of lemon — crafted for the feline aristocrat who demands nothing less than perfection.

43 MIN

Sardine & Smoked Paprika Crackers

Delicate, brittle crackers topped with flaked sardine and a whisper of smoked paprika — a refined indulgence for the discerning feline palate, or perhaps a human with excellent taste.

45 MIN

Silken Salmon Tarts

Delicate bite-sized tarts with a velvety salmon and potato filling nestled in golden pastry shells, finished with fresh dill. A refined treat for the most discerning feline palate.

57 MIN

Turkey & Rosemary Biscotti

Crunchy, twice-baked biscuits for cats of discerning taste, made with lean turkey and fragrant rosemary. Single-serving sized, naturally.

43 MIN

Tuna Pate with Parsley and Coconut

An elegant silken pate of premium flaked tuna enriched with coconut oil and brightened with fresh parsley, baked until velvety and set. A refined treat suitable for cats of impeccable taste.

35 MIN

Mackerel Medley Bites

Delicate pan-seared salmon and sardine bites bound with potato and egg, infused with a whisper of fresh herbs and a hint of lemon. A refined medley for the most discerning feline palate.

47 MIN

Tuna Crackers with Pumpkin

Crispy, golden crackers topped with a savory tuna and pumpkin mixture — a refined snack for the discerning feline palate.

60 MIN

Shrimp & Butternut Squash Bites

38 MIN

Salmon and Sweet Potato Bites

Delicate oven-baked morsels of flaked salmon and creamy sweet potato, bound with egg and finished with a whisper of olive oil. A refined treat for cats of impeccable taste.

42 MIN

Pinto Bean & Salmon Cat Cookies

35 MIN

Tuna Pate Perfected with Dill

A silken, refined tuna pate elevated with bright dill and a whisper of lemon — crafted for the feline aristocrat who demands nothing less than perfection.

43 MIN

Sardine & Smoked Paprika Crackers

Delicate, brittle crackers topped with flaked sardine and a whisper of smoked paprika — a refined indulgence for the discerning feline palate, or perhaps a human with excellent taste.

45 MIN

Silken Salmon Tarts

Delicate bite-sized tarts with a velvety salmon and potato filling nestled in golden pastry shells, finished with fresh dill. A refined treat for the most discerning feline palate.

From the Pantry

Signature staples

Flaked SalmonTuna PateCatnip ShortbreadChicken Broth

Favorite tools

Silicone pastry matMiniature offset spatulaStainless steel piping bagCeramic ramekinsMicroplane graterSilk-lined garnish tweezers

Reaches for

Fresh SalmonWild TunaOrganic CatnipFree-Range ChickenSardine Oil

Steers clear of

OnionGarlicChocolateGrapesRaisinsXylitol

Flavor Profile

The Loves

SalmonTunaCatnipMackerelShrimp

The Defaults

ChickenTurkeyWhitefish

The Avoids

OnionGarlicChocolateExcess DairyArtificial Sweeteners